Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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