And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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