normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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