we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
MIDGETS
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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