Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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