he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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