we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
