I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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