if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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