the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
