Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo