No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.