your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.