i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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