were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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