If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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