is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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