I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Your cock deserves a montage
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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