I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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