you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
