I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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