My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize