I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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