: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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