Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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