real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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