You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
