whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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