8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.