my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Some milfs here doing some blow
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.