I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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