when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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