Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
