would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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