You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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