How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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