I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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