Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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