my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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