plz talk dirty to me
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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