You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've blown a few things in my day
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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