Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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