if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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