i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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