i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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