Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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