On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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