I got her a Nickelback box set.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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