I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She bit a glass in half.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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