I don't think brook has ever known best
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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