this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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