OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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