How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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