I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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