what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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