my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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