That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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